blueribbonbutch:

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

        

bookwyrminspiration:

the promise of emails from my good friend jonathan is my life raft in the storm rn

        

sarahlizziewrites:

May 3 is two weeks away

Michael from the Office meme, reading: "I am ready to read Dracula again"ALT
        

elektragirlfriend:

h-isforhome:

amishsicario:

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he’s gay

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and he’s still at it

        

reh-hateshumans:

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

        

livluvlavgh:

I hate it here is for all the girlies who grew up reading books as a precocious child and dreamt of worlds that exist only in a sophisticated imagination, for the girls who live in delusions

        

telltaletypist:

telltaletypist:

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

it’s so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it’s more like a gender to me

        

followsthesparks:

me when i was 15

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mooniluvyou:

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me fr

cred: kendollisms on insta

        

sketiana:

fighting back the time loop narrative by becoming worse with every repetition